KEY WEST’S 45 MINUTE
IV HANGOVER RELIEF
SO EXACTLY WHAT IS A HANGOVER AND WHAT CAUSED IT?
A hangover occurs whenever you consume more alcohol than your body can effectively manage, resulting in significant dehydration and the buildup of a very evil toxin named acetaldehyde-leading to headaches, nausea, vomiting, bloodshot eyes, loss of appetite, shakiness, fatigue, sexual dysfunction, and occasionally, even god-awful diarrhea. This perfect storm of awfulness- commonly known as a “hangover” – has been acknowledged in the medical community and has been given the diagnosis of “veisalgia,” a term derived from the Norwegian word “kveis,” meaning “uneasiness following debauchery.” This is why we take a 3-pronged approach designed to treat the symptoms of a hangover while simultaneously eliminating the cause.
I NEVER USED TO GET HANGOVERS. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
You got older! Unlike a fine wine, hangovers worsen in severity as the years pass, starting around the 29th birthday. There are two reasons for this: First, alcohol goes through a series of steps where it is detoxified in the liver by antioxidants that prevent the buildup of an evil toxin named acetaldehyde. Unfortunately, as we hit the age of 30, antioxidant production begins to fall, resulting in the buildup of the evil acetaldehyde and in turn, increased symptoms of a hangover. Second, dehydration plays a large role in hangovers, accounting for the headaches and overall feeling of malaise the next morning. Unfortunately, as people get older, the amount of body water they hold decreases, which amplifies the horrible effects of dehydration.
HOW DO YOU MAKE HANGOVERS GO AWAY?
Hangovers suck. We have been there and understand that. We aggressively attack hangovers using a 3-pronged approach designed to treat the symptoms of a hangover while simultaneously eliminating the cause! • Aggressive IV fluid and electrolyte infusion to reverse symptoms of dehydration and restore proper fluid balance. • Administer IV medications to combat nausea, headache, upset stomach, and body aches that make you feel just plain miserable. • Administer IV vitamins and antioxidants, including glutathione, to enhance the body’s ability to filter out the nasty symptom that is causing by-products of alcohol.
HOW DOES YOUR SERVICE WORK?
Once scheduled, we will arrive promptly at your hotel, guest house, residence, or even docked boat to administer your chosen treatment package(s). While you are receiving IV fluids, vitamins, and medications, you can continue with your life with only a minimum of interruptions while you are well on your way to complete recovery.
WHO CAN RECEIVE YOUR TREATMENT?
Almost anyone. We do not treat minors below the age of 18, or patients with certain medical conditions. You will be medically screened prior to any discussion regarding treatment options.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO ELIMINATE MY HANGOVER SYMPTOMS?
The process can take 45-60 minutes depending on the package selected. But more importantly, you will start feeling better in as little as 10 minutes. B12 and other offered intramuscular injections usually take less than a minute. Seize the day feeling refreshed and revitalized!
DOES IT HURT?
For most clients when the IV is placed the sensation is no more than a quick “pinch.” Our staff are all experienced professionals who have previously placed hundreds if not thousands of IVs in critical situations, whether in an emergency department, as a paramedic, or even on a battlefield. If you still are still nervous about the procedure, we can offer both a numbing spray and a state-of-the-art nerve-blocking option. We want you to have as pleasant of an experience as possible!
DOES YOUR TREATMENT REALLY WORK?
Our therapies have been clinically shown to have over a 98% success rate. Further, our providers are not only employees, they are also clients.
WHY IV? CAN'T I JUST DRINK FLUIDS AND TAKE PILLS?
It is impossible to drink 1-2 liters of fluid; at the same time you can receive it intravenously, even if you weren’t experiencing hangover symptoms such as nausea and vomiting. Further, by having to pass through the GI tract, oral intake of fluids and vitamins have absorption rates that never exceed 50-60%. IV infusions and intramuscular injections are essentially a direct deposit into your bloodstream and are 100% absorbed. There is no faster way to replenish desperately needed fluids, vitamins, and electrolytes, quickly eliminating symptoms and getting you back on your feet again.
DO YOU HAVE A CLINIC?
Our new building with private VIP rooms and tons of amenities is well on its way! Please check back for updates! In the meantime, we will be offering “pop up” services at various bars, hotels, and events throughout Key West. Future locations will be announced on our website and Facebook page.
ARE YOU LICENSED TO PROVIDE MEDICAL TREATMENT?
All therapies are provided by fully accredited, licensed, and experienced board-certified physicians and medical professionals following protocols developed by our medical director.
DO YOU PROVIDE DISCOUNTS?
We offer discounts for locals, military, and for groups of 6 or more. Please call or email for more information.
DO YOU ACCEPT INSURANCE?
We do not accept health insurance. Please keep in mind that the cost of any of our treatment packages is usually far less than an insurance co-pay, never mind the cost of the yearly deductible! However, we do accept payment from FSA and HSA accounts, along with cash, Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.
DO YOU OFFER PACKAGES OR MEMBERSHIPS?
Both will be offered in the near future once our VIP clinic is operational. In the meantime, we are happy to work with you to develop a personalized discount for repeat treatments or ongoing vitamin injections.
I AM HERE ON BUSINESS. WILL ``HANGOVER HOSPITAL`` APPEAR ON MY CREDIT CARD BILL?
We provide a respectful service that can be as discreet as you want or need us to be. All credit card charges are billed under “ReCharge!”